Why

Thats why i'm not taking pics lately...

I want to Believe

Lust a Lightroom preset on tis one..

ok the long line is a plane.. but notice the small dot of light on the upper left of the plane! what is it?I didnt saw another plane there whe i took the pic!!

Facepalm

Ok, for those who wonder why i didn't post anything in  6 days... well I accidentaly formated my hard drive. yes i'm stupid... the thing is, i have 2 hds that are the same manufacturer and both had 500 gb, so i thought that i was going to format one.. but it was the other one.. so i lost all my pictures... yeah... but soon there will be some cool news at bizarro davinci ;)

Cherish

So tired of broken hearts, of losing at this game
Before I start this dance I take a chance in telling you
I want more than just romance
You are my destiny, I can't let go baby
Can't you see
Cupid please take your aim at me

Cherish the thought
Of always having you here by my side
Cherish the joy
You keep bringing it into my life
Cherish your strength
You got the to power to make me feel good
Perish the thought
Of ever leaving I never would

I was never satisfied with casual encounters
I can't hide the need for two hearts that bleed with burning love
That's the way it's got to be
Romeo and Juliet, they never felt this way I bet
So don't underestimate my point of view

Kira in the Simpsons sky with no diamonds

Gradient map on background, after copying the sky, them some color adjus on the sky layer, them, other color adjustments on the background..

No Sun

It's cloudy its raining, it a damn winter like wheater! new pics when the sun come out..

Loverboy

Ok Loverboy didn't like his nick.. so I'll meet him in a few minutes to discuss with nick name he want.. if some good soul read this, please, send some suggestion.. you all know ho is Loverboy right? he's the same as Chitão in some Pictures.. the tall thin one... the one in the left ;) leave the suggestion in the comment link below!

Nick Names

So, as you can see in the last post, Chitão is now Loverboy, everybody has a nick thi is his.. ah, the girl by my side in the post before the last, is Diva, and Me... well I don't know how I'll call myself yet... I'm Thinking about... DaVinci, but it would be very presumptuous.... although the blog title is BizarroDaVinci...

Olhar 43

By Felipe Camilo

Me Old School and Loverboy

HEArT

By Fê Gomes

And Diva goes right to the HEArT...

Introducing the Little Girl

By Mary Braga

Vinci - My best friend stole my girl...

Little Girl - Ohh what's his name?

Vinci - I don't Know... But now he's my best friend

Dinner at Mary's

the other pictures are at my facebook page

My favorite one!

Lightroom

There it is a masterpiece! my favorite picture of that day, by the way, look that water movement near the boat, see it? so, a very fat guy had just dived in the water.. and save the cool picture hehe it would'nt be so cool with him on it, realy, i ain't got no problem whit fat people, beying myself a fat bastard,, but the picture is so so cool.. without him...

Sunset 2/2 yes "2" I posted wrong before, no I won't correct..

Effect - Lightroom predefinition

so this is the second Sunset, the third picture was not a sunset, althought was taken in the sequence...actualy was taken before the two of the sunset...

Sunset 1/3

This is the first of three pictures taken at the lake, the third one is my favorite, tonight I'll post the second and tomorrow morning the third, stay tuned people ;)

Off Road NOOBS

The Noobs in the second car dont know their limits...  just HDR toning in this pic..

The way home... Off Road!

 The Birds flyed very close to the car! was bizarre.. and when I remember Alfred Hitchcock it turned to be very scary..

...and them there was this dude in this plane thing.. looks fun, R$ 30,00 you can do it too...





... the effects I use in the pictures where just HDR toning, some color balance, and brightness/Contrast..

Two on one

Thats cowardly!

Pinbal Machine

And we bought all the pinball machine coins in the house.. and no one else could play it... so?

A.T.A.R.I

By Deise Zandavali

So there I was at the party, playing a bit of old vintage consoles... and a funny thig happend, i just noticet after I got home... a girl (pretyyyy) stands on the front of the image projector and blokcs my view.. i called her touthing her arm, and she makes a sexy face and give that look (That Look) and I say - could you please stad over there - pointing a far away spot, with dodn't block the image projector, and she looks at me  with a "?" face and go away, and I just keepd playing kkkk what can I say, she should have been more specific...

Go Climb a mountain

Best pic ever, one of the shots taken by the auto sequencial infinite shooter® created by myself... its a device that keeps shooting pics until I deactivate it .. very cool very usefull..

This one goes to the Red Haired Friend

When Red haired returns from Floripa, she will explain exactaly what this is.. yes I know its a mushroom, but surely there's more about it than just that..

Edge of the abiss

Hold on man!!!

The camera angle makes it look like he is sliding to the edge.. but he was actualy very safe hehe just a trick..

Poor dude

The watcher resting a bit...

High

Its very very high, unfortunately there's no way to realy put that in a picture..

Why will you climb that mountain?

Thats why.

A story from Zimbabwe

The Strange Creature

Once there was a young boy who lived in a village in Zimbabwe in the south of Africa. He lived with his mom and dad who he loved very much. But his aunt also lived with them and she just seemed to live to tell him what to do.

All day long she'd be yelling at him. I want you to do this, I want you to do that! Nag, nag, nag! The boy was getting tired of it.

Sometimes he thought he'd go to the local medicine man and get some kind of herb or potion that he would put into his aunt's food that would shut her up. Or he'd dream that when he got to be older, and bigger and he had more bass in his voice, he'd go up to his aunt and yell at her like she'd always yelled at him.

But he didn't do any of these things because his parents had taught him to be an obedient young man, and to be respectful to his elders, and "Besides," said the father, "Yelling at you keeps her out of my hair so you're just going to have to put up with it!" And he did.

But one day she asked him to do something that he really didn't want to do. She wanted him to leave their village and to go deep into the forest and pick some fruit. Now the word was that in this area of the forest there were some caves. And it was said that in one of these caves there lived a Strange Creature, a creature with a big mouth and a big belly, who liked to eat human flesh! Needless to say the boy wasn't happy about going but he went, because he was an obedient young man.

So there he was, outside those caves that morning picking fruit. But all the while that he was picking fruit he was listening, do-do-do-do-do.... He had his monster raider going on. Suddenly, there was a rustling in the bushes......... then there it was, the Strange Creature. It had a humongous mouth, a big belly and really bad breath! The creature's breath was so bad that every time he roared trees caught on fire!

The boy ran as fast as he could. He ran so fast he would've left Marion Jones in the dust! But even though he was running faster than he'd ever run in his life, and even though the creature was really, really big, it was gaining on him. That creature was hungry and the little boy was going to be his breakfast. What was the boy to do?

The boy had brought a drum with him so he could signal for help if he found himself in some kind of danger. Don't you think he was in some kind of danger?

So the little boy climbed up a tree and began playing his drum. Perhaps you aren't familiar with the drum language so I'll translate for you. It means, "Help! There's a Strange Creature trying to eat me up!" That's a loose translation but you get my drift.

As the boy continued playing his drum, a peculiar thing happened with the Strange Creature. The creature started to dance and dance and dance. So what do you think the little boy kept doing? That's right, he kept on playing that drum. He played and played and played till the sun went down. Then the creature stopped for a second and looked at the little boy. Then, he boogied on back to his cave.

Well , what do you think the little boy did when the creature left?

He ran home. And who was waiting for him when he got there? You guessed it. His aunt ! And boy-o-boy was she fussing' up a fit!

"Where you been all day and where's my fruit?!?!" She started chasing the little boy all over the village. The boy had to dart here and dash there, and weave and bob. He put on some moves, Ricky Williams and Oscar Delahoya both would've been proud of. He hid until the next morning. That's when he told his father what had happened. The father knew his son was a truthful young man and believed the young man's story. He went to the auntie and tried to explain what had happened to her. Do you think she went for it? Nope. She said, "Ain't no Strange Creature! He made that story up. Where's he at? You better bring him to me!"

" No! "said the father, "we will go and see for ourselves."

So that morning, the mother, father, little boy and the auntie all went to go pick fruit and check out the Strange Creature story. The aunt thought it was all a bunch of nonsense, but she was not going to pass up an opportunity to do some yelling. Yelling was her life.

When they got to the area outside the caves, the little boy along with his mother and father began picking fruit and putting it in bags. The aunt didn't have a bag. Some might say she was a bag, but we won't go there. But she was definitely a greedy gut. She went up to a fruit tree and started scarfing down fruit. Juice and seeds and rinds were flying everywhere. You needed safety goggles on if you were standing within five or ten feet of her.

Meanwhile, the little boy had his monster radar going on. Suddenly, once again, there was a rustling in the bushes. Then he heard the loud, terrible noise again. "Roar!" the Strange Creature with the big mouth and the big belly and bad breath, moving fast. He grabbed the boy's father and swallowed him whole. He grabbed the mom and swallowed her whole. The aunt was so busy scarfing down fruit that she didn't even notice what was going on. The creature tip-toed over and swallowed her whole. Then he looked over at the little boy and said, "Cookie!" And started making his way towards the little boy. What do you think that he boy did?

Yes indeedy. He climbed up in a tree and started playing his drum. And what did the creature do? He began to dance. But the boy was upset, because he'd just seen his mother and father swallowed whole by the Strange Creature. But he wasn't upset about the aunt. That was cool. But because he was upset, when he played his drum he played it real fast. And because the creature had rhythm, he kept up with the beat.

Now if you've ever been in a situation where you've swallowed two or three people whole and then started to do some boogying, you might know what happened next. The creatures big old belly was shaking up and down and from side to side and he went, "Bbrappp!" Then suddenly it threw up the father, who was still alive and sucking air but very slimy. The boy said "Yesss!" And got back on that drum. He played faster and faster and once again the creature went , "Brappp!" And up came the mother. "Alright," said the little boy. Then he began playing his drum real slow. Why?? Beause he liked the aunt right where she was in the belly of the Strange Creature. But the boy's father said, "Son, you must play your drum fast. You must get your aunt."

But the boy began whining, "Aw dad. Do I have to? It's so peaceful. Can't we take the creature home instead?!?" "No son," said the father, "You must get your aunt back!" Well he was after all, an obedient young man. So begrudgingly, he played faster and faster and faster till the creature went "Brrappp!" And up came the auntie. The creature choked and gagged and spit cause the aunt tasted bad going down and even worse coming back up!

Well the creature kept on dancing, until the sun went down. Then what did the creature do? He boogied on back to his cave. When the creature left another strange thing happened, this time with the aunt. She wasn't yelling any more. Something about being down in the belly of that Strange Creature had chilled her out big time. And from that day on she never yelled at the young man again. And so they all lived happily ever after. And that's the end of that.

Cool Bizarro shadow

Twin pines?

Macro 1

Crazy Punk kidow

Ownnnn

Edge

Old School posing

Crazy people

Bizarro-Flash

Bizarro-Flash was created when Bizarro cloned Flash. He had a costume the reverse colors of Flash's, however he had a gavel symbol because Flash was holding one when he was cloned. The modern version of Bizarro Flash has the symbol of a thunderbolt-shaped mustard stain.

Orizon watcher

Stamp Effect

Thats the first time that I manage to make this effect look good!

Magnetic

Thats the first attempt to shoot "magnetic Atraction" the old post that youcan find it below or in the previous page..

Old School is kinda cute...

Cousin, Old School, Chitão, Red Haired Friend, and me... I need a Nick Name.. I may call myself "Bizarro DaVinci" in the future... coz i'm the author... I don't know.. i think I used to call me Guga in some old posts... I'll see if Chitão whants a Nick name too

Cousings

The Cousin and Old School !

The Girls

On the Left holding the cachaça is the cousin, on the middle with the pineaple caipirinha is the well known Red Haired Friend, and in the right eating is Old School...

Hand made

This was all hand made, I created a layer by copy of the flowers, them removed the color of the background, erase the leafs from the flower layer, put some blue, red, yellow, green in the background, add contrast, remove brightness, put some blue cyan, and them yellow, red on the flowers, and that's it, a full hand made cool picture... the girl helps a bit too

Ps. I add the moon later.. if you saw this post before, there wasn't a moon.. well there was but it was just a smal white spot.. barely recognized.. .. now it has...  as you can see... a full moon..

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